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PostSubject: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 6:25 pm

post what funny questions some one has told you about your scorp collection
1.Are you mental?
2.are you afraid you'll get bitten? "we know they sting and dont bite"
3.How do you sleep at night knowing that their in your house?
4.Arent they poisonous ?



how you answer back
1.why yes i am.
2.i never seen a scorpion bite anybody.
3.like a baby knowing your not coming over.
4.hold this scorp intill it stings you and we'll know if its poisonous or not.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 6:31 pm

"Are they poisonous?"
"No, they're safe to eat."

"Have you had its venom removed?"
<hit head on wall>

"Why isn't it stinging you?"
<continue hitting head on wall>
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 6:57 pm

"Don't they bite?"
Nah but they pinch and sting sometimes.

"Do they still have their stinger?"
Yep, you can't really cut them off or take the venom out.

"Why would you keep these?"
They keep my brother out of my room.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 7:15 pm

...scorpions do bite....or at least me and Thaedion have been bitten.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 8:04 pm

~Abyss~ wrote:
...scorpions do bite....or at least me and Thaedion have been bitten.

No way! Can they like break the skin!?
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PostSubject: bitting   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 8:36 pm

bitting -have to see it to believe it
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 8:52 pm

Sounds like it's more of a "nibble."
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 8:58 pm

no cant break skin. Has anyone had a milli bite them? Thats what it feels like. It tried to eat me and my pencil...
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/23/2008, 9:28 pm

Yeah, mine bit me too, it grabbed my finger and pulled it to it'e chelicare things as if I where a cricket. I actually thought it was gonna bite through it since they supposedly spew digestive acid
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/25/2008, 3:07 pm

well it not a real "bite" .
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/26/2008, 9:55 am

I normally get asked why I would want such an animals as a "pet"

I dont normally get a lot of questions such as "are you mad" but if anything questions on where they live, what they eat etc

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/26/2008, 10:37 pm

g-thing wrote:
post what funny questions some one has told you about your scorp collection
1.Are you mental?
2.are you afraid you'll get bitten? "we know they sting and dont bite"
3.How do you sleep at night knowing that their in your house?
4.Arent they poisonous ?



how you answer back
1.why yes i am.
2.i never seen a scorpion bite anybody.
3.like a baby knowing your not coming over.
4.hold this scorp intill it stings you and we'll know if its poisonous or not.

LMAO! ROTFL! That is sooooooooooooo funny! Well if I had scorpions my answers would be similar to yours. My mom would answer them like this:

1. If I let my daughter have any of those things in this house then I would be.
2. I'm afraid of just seeing one in person.
3. I wouldn't sleep at night. I'd be too busy snuffing the life out of them.
4. I wouldn't wait to find out. And you'll never catch me holding one.

That's probably what my mom would say. But she would probably make everything short by just saying "No". Well I'll get one or 300 when I move out. LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/26/2008, 10:59 pm

Habibi18 wrote:
Well I'll get one or 300 when I move out.

cheers

I noticed that your 16th birthday is coming up . . . only two more years until you're FREE!! Very Happy

Or, you could always ask for a scorpion for your sweet-16. Razz
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I know I can't wait! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm dying to get one. I asked my mom for one for my Sweet 16 and she's like "Two more years sweetie. Two more years".

I'll get her you mark my words. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/28/2008, 11:42 pm

Habibi18 wrote:
I know I can't wait! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm dying to get one. I asked my mom for one for my Sweet 16 and she's like "Two more years sweetie. Two more years".

I'll get her you mark my words. Razz

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you know one could just show up in the mail one day cheers
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/28/2008, 11:50 pm

I bought my first Tarantula at 17 without my parents knowing. Then 2 cockroaches. Then a scorpion. Then 2 more cockroaches. The rest are kind of a blur. Before I turned 18 I had 10 Tarantulas, 6 Scorpions, 2 Millipedes, 3 species of Cockroach, 2 Hermit Crabs, 1 Rat...

Lesson: Don't disobey your parents but if you must, be sneaky.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/29/2008, 1:59 pm

Oh I'd love that! Then my mom would have no choice but to let me keep it because there's no way in hell that I'm setting a scorpion free in this insane cold weather.

I hope that happens for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Wheeeeeee! ^_^

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/29/2008, 2:30 pm

Habibi18 wrote:
there's no way in hell that I'm setting a scorpion free in this insane cold weather.

There'd better be no way in hell you're setting it free in the first place, period. The only exception I can agree to is if it's native to that region. (NY doesn't have any -- out here the only thing I'd release is U. mordax.)
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/29/2008, 2:33 pm

I released 5 A.australis in Chicago.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/29/2008, 2:37 pm

That's another thing I was thinking too.

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   funny things said Empty2/29/2008, 4:48 pm

And this would be why the USDA doesn't trust us.
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I know which is sad.

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youd get to keep it ? hmm Twisted Evil
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Hahaha yeah I guess I would! Twisted Evil

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what kind of sp?
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