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g-thing Hadogenes
Number of posts : 83 Age : 49 Location : west Texas Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: funny things said 2/23/2008, 6:25 pm | |
| post what funny questions some one has told you about your scorp collection 1.Are you mental? 2.are you afraid you'll get bitten? "we know they sting and dont bite" 3.How do you sleep at night knowing that their in your house? 4.Arent they poisonous ?
how you answer back 1.why yes i am. 2.i never seen a scorpion bite anybody. 3.like a baby knowing your not coming over. 4.hold this scorp intill it stings you and we'll know if its poisonous or not. | |
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Mr. Mordax Administrator
Number of posts : 7743 Age : 38 Location : PNW Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 6:31 pm | |
| "Are they poisonous?" "No, they're safe to eat."
"Have you had its venom removed?" <hit head on wall>
"Why isn't it stinging you?" <continue hitting head on wall> | |
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Andrew273 Tityus
Number of posts : 503 Age : 34 Location : Colorado Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 6:57 pm | |
| "Don't they bite?" Nah but they pinch and sting sometimes.
"Do they still have their stinger?" Yep, you can't really cut them off or take the venom out.
"Why would you keep these?" They keep my brother out of my room. | |
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~Abyss~ Administrator
Number of posts : 6472 Age : 36 Location : Los Angeles Cali. Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 7:15 pm | |
| ...scorpions do bite....or at least me and Thaedion have been bitten. | |
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Andrew273 Tityus
Number of posts : 503 Age : 34 Location : Colorado Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 8:04 pm | |
| - ~Abyss~ wrote:
- ...scorpions do bite....or at least me and Thaedion have been bitten.
No way! Can they like break the skin!? | |
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g-thing Hadogenes
Number of posts : 83 Age : 49 Location : west Texas Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: bitting 2/23/2008, 8:36 pm | |
| bitting -have to see it to believe it | |
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Mr. Mordax Administrator
Number of posts : 7743 Age : 38 Location : PNW Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 8:52 pm | |
| Sounds like it's more of a "nibble." | |
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~Abyss~ Administrator
Number of posts : 6472 Age : 36 Location : Los Angeles Cali. Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 8:58 pm | |
| no cant break skin. Has anyone had a milli bite them? Thats what it feels like. It tried to eat me and my pencil... | |
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Venom Centruroides suffusus
Number of posts : 2834 Age : 2020 Location : Chicago Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/23/2008, 9:28 pm | |
| Yeah, mine bit me too, it grabbed my finger and pulled it to it'e chelicare things as if I where a cricket. I actually thought it was gonna bite through it since they supposedly spew digestive acid | |
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~Abyss~ Administrator
Number of posts : 6472 Age : 36 Location : Los Angeles Cali. Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/25/2008, 3:07 pm | |
| well it not a real "bite" . -Eddy | |
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*Connie* Post-whore
Number of posts : 3705 Age : 40 Location : England Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/26/2008, 9:55 am | |
| I normally get asked why I would want such an animals as a "pet"
I dont normally get a lot of questions such as "are you mad" but if anything questions on where they live, what they eat etc
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/26/2008, 10:37 pm | |
| - g-thing wrote:
- post what funny questions some one has told you about your scorp collection
1.Are you mental? 2.are you afraid you'll get bitten? "we know they sting and dont bite" 3.How do you sleep at night knowing that their in your house? 4.Arent they poisonous ?
how you answer back 1.why yes i am. 2.i never seen a scorpion bite anybody. 3.like a baby knowing your not coming over. 4.hold this scorp intill it stings you and we'll know if its poisonous or not. LMAO! ROTFL! That is sooooooooooooo funny! Well if I had scorpions my answers would be similar to yours. My mom would answer them like this: 1. If I let my daughter have any of those things in this house then I would be. 2. I'm afraid of just seeing one in person. 3. I wouldn't sleep at night. I'd be too busy snuffing the life out of them. 4. I wouldn't wait to find out. And you'll never catch me holding one. That's probably what my mom would say. But she would probably make everything short by just saying "No". Well I'll get one or 300 when I move out. LOL! | |
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Mr. Mordax Administrator
Number of posts : 7743 Age : 38 Location : PNW Registration date : 2008-02-06
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/26/2008, 11:05 pm | |
| I know I can't wait! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm dying to get one. I asked my mom for one for my Sweet 16 and she's like "Two more years sweetie. Two more years". I'll get her you mark my words. | |
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g-thing Hadogenes
Number of posts : 83 Age : 49 Location : west Texas Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/28/2008, 11:42 pm | |
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Andrew273 Tityus
Number of posts : 503 Age : 34 Location : Colorado Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/28/2008, 11:50 pm | |
| I bought my first Tarantula at 17 without my parents knowing. Then 2 cockroaches. Then a scorpion. Then 2 more cockroaches. The rest are kind of a blur. Before I turned 18 I had 10 Tarantulas, 6 Scorpions, 2 Millipedes, 3 species of Cockroach, 2 Hermit Crabs, 1 Rat...
Lesson: Don't disobey your parents but if you must, be sneaky. | |
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 1:59 pm | |
| Oh I'd love that! Then my mom would have no choice but to let me keep it because there's no way in hell that I'm setting a scorpion free in this insane cold weather. I hope that happens for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Wheeeeeee! ^_^ | |
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Mr. Mordax Administrator
Number of posts : 7743 Age : 38 Location : PNW Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 2:30 pm | |
| - Habibi18 wrote:
- there's no way in hell that I'm setting a scorpion free in this insane cold weather.
There'd better be no way in hell you're setting it free in the first place, period. The only exception I can agree to is if it's native to that region. (NY doesn't have any -- out here the only thing I'd release is U. mordax.) | |
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Venom Centruroides suffusus
Number of posts : 2834 Age : 2020 Location : Chicago Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 2:33 pm | |
| I released 5 A.australis in Chicago. Sike | |
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 2:37 pm | |
| That's another thing I was thinking too. | |
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Mr. Mordax Administrator
Number of posts : 7743 Age : 38 Location : PNW Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 4:48 pm | |
| And this would be why the USDA doesn't trust us. | |
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: funny things said 2/29/2008, 6:32 pm | |
| I know which is sad. | |
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g-thing Hadogenes
Number of posts : 83 Age : 49 Location : west Texas Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: hmm 2/29/2008, 8:29 pm | |
| youd get to keep it ? hmm | |
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Habibi18 Pandinus
Number of posts : 40 Age : 32 Location : New York City! n_n Registration date : 2008-02-05
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g-thing Hadogenes
Number of posts : 83 Age : 49 Location : west Texas Registration date : 2008-02-06
| Subject: scorp 3/1/2008, 11:25 pm | |
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