^Lol. When I was younger I thought it would be cool to have my own show on the Discovery Channel.
After walking along a trail by the Deschutes River with me a few summers ago, a few friends told me I should be a tour guide.
"Ok, look over at those grasses. You see that? That's an adult antlion. You can distinguish it from dragonflies by the prominent antennae. Oh, the rock! That's a pair of male Western fence lizards! That "pushup" behavior is likely a territorial dispute or a display for a nearby female."