Evil Hellspawn Demon Kitty

So I thought I'd share some pictures of mine and Lori's cat, Eriophyid. (All pictures where you can see me in them were taken by Lori). He's pure evil, but that's kind of difficult to capture on film. We got him when he was about four weeks old, and now he's almost seven months.

A cute little kitten trying to eat my face:


Passed out after a day of being evil:


Travel-sized kitty!


Here he is a little more grown-up, when he's NOT being evil for a change:

Awesome cat!! love its eye colour.

Thanks everyone! And Connie, he's pretty evil. 90% of the time I try to pet him he turns around and tries to bite me. It's nice for the 10% he's a sleeping lap-kitty.

I'm not a cat person but cat's seem to like me...even NON-lap cats sit on my lap...go figure.
-Eddy

Hey mantids, unless you want someone to start calling Lori, amy or mike and doing some heavy breathing, or if the numbers have changed, you should edit that first pic, it has phone #'s in the background......

Eddy removed it (thanks!) -- I'll edit it when I have a little more time and repost.

I almost called you too...LOL

Fixed! Thanks for the alert, everyone.

Robert, if you'd called I can't tell you how confused I would have been.

I would of called Lori and you three way and just stayed quiet. LOL.JK
-Eddy

IHeartMantids wrote:

Fixed! Thanks for the alert, everyone.

Robert, if you'd called I can't tell you how confused I would have been.

LOL...that would have been hilarious!

just do what i used to do with my cat, i allways threated it with throwing it inside the freezer.. i did it one time, just got home from shopping and he came and started to crawl up my leg because he chould smell the food, and i was stuffing food and stuff inside the freezer and stuff so i just grabed him and stuffed him into one of the shelfs.. he ley there for like 10 secs until he noticed the cold creeping in on him, the left in a sky of "mauw!!!"

If it was only 10 seconds, I bet he didn't bother you again . . .

We discipline Eri with the squirt bottle. He's learned it means business (whenever we point it at him he stops whatever he's doing), but we can never get it quickly enough to catch him in the act of being naughty. I think Lori and I both need shoulder holsters with squirt guns in them.

Naaa he just keept doing it the next day.. he was a crazy cat, mostly spent his time on his pillow next to my keyboard so he was allways close to my hands he liked that..

If Eri's feeling social while I'm typing, he tries to "help."

once, when i was at my freinds house his cat,sam, punched me in the eye! i was funny and kinda sore.

When we first got him, he'd pounce on our eyes while we were dreaming. He noticed the twitching in REM sleep and though it was a toy.

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your cat looks like mine a lil shes called lucifer n she is evil despite the cute apperance

i had a cat name angel it was evil i tell pure evil he would just walk uo to and for no reason use u as a scratch post or bit the the hell out of ya

lycanlord19 wrote:

she is evil despite the cute apperance

Wrong -- COMPLETELY evil appearance.

cute because so fluffy! but does kinda look evil!
I must try to find the super evil picture of Hobbes!

xxx