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Mr. Mordax
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| | Subject: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:22 pm | |
| So who here knows about Jimmy Kimmel's "Unnecessary Censorship"? If not, this should sum it up pretty well: The gist of it is you censor something that doesn't need censoring, but doing so makes it sound like it needed censoring. Example: "My scorpion pinched my girlfriend's finger" to "My **** pinched my girlfriend's finger," or "my scorpion ***ed my girlfriend's finger." Like the OOC-quote thread, no one is off-limits for censoring their quotes. This also is different from the "no asterisks to hide swearing" rule because there's no actual swearing. So here's the first one! | ~Abyss~ wrote: | | Yeah I dont really wanna **** that long. |
_________________ If your emperor scorpion stops eating, don't panic. | My reviews | My Bug Pictures | My blog Be nice -- you were a noob once, too "Never ask an engineer to explain something, because he will." |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:23 pm | |
| How did I know I would be first? |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:28 pm | |
| | Rasputin wrote: | | so, I just started the movie, I'm about 20mins in. not bad for a "made for tv" movie thus far. just got through a scene where they used a ton of what appeared to be **** crawling all over the guy |
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Rasputin
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:31 pm | |
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Mr. Mordax
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:34 pm | |
| | *Connie* wrote: | | laughs at my **** |
| *Connie* wrote: | | crickets and locusts are all my ones will ever EVER **** on |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 5:37 pm | |
| | IHeart wrote: | | Maybe we can **** it and put a hard return between each entry |
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| | Subject: This is more difficult than the O.O.C.Q. 5/28/2008, 7:25 pm | |
| | ManicDan wrote: | | hehe such a great ***k |
| ManicDan wrote: | | Aye, same here, I loved the **** until I realized how *****ed it was, haha. |
| ManicDan wrote: | | big ****ores probably hunted in packs of around 9 members to take down huge prey... that would have been INSANE to watch... if only... imagine, 9 ****es running 'you' down... crazy. |
| ManicDan wrote: | | shi*ty eyes That's what I get for ****ing at night |
| ManicDan wrote: | | *uck *** it |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 7:31 pm | |
| Thaedion...you are one clever guy. |
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Mr. Mordax
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/28/2008, 7:52 pm | |
| | nymphetaminion wrote: | | So someone says that if I get a **** from the US i gotta pay import fees and a broker fee |
| thiscordia wrote: | | the one who started all a nice big black **** |
| ManicDan wrote: | | has been opening his **** facing the glass recently... very strange. |
| Rasputin wrote: | | she raised up like she wanted a **** - I wish I could have gotten some footage of that |
| ManicDan wrote: | | Yep, I've already decided while showing that to my girlfriend what my next personal **** project will be... super freaky. |
| ~Abyss~ wrote: | WOW!!! thats huge my biggest **** is only 60 lbs.  |
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jmoran1097
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 7:44 am | |
| unnecessary censorship is the only thing that consistently saves his show.
i find when he's trying to be funny by himself, he fails terribly. his show is sooo boring to me. |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 10:50 am | |
| I used to like the Man show. |
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jmoran1097
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 2:08 pm | |
| anything with adam carolla and jimmy kimmel is going to be gold. |
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~Abyss~
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 3:29 pm | |
| seperated their not that good. |
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jmoran1097
Hadogenes
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 3:41 pm | |
| i beg to differ. carolla is, hands down, one of the funniest guys of all time.
loveline was hilarious due to him. a good portion of their older aged demographic, like myself, stopped listening once he left.
stern had good bits with him
Adam Carolla show on 97.1 is such a good thing to listen to in the early morning.
Man show of course
Too Late had funny episodes, but it was pretty sucky.
I never saw that building show that he had, but I'm assuming it sucked. |
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Rasputin
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| | Subject: Re: The "Unnecessary Censorship" Thread 5/29/2008, 3:46 pm | |
| loveline was good about 14yrs ago although the past 12yrs I must resort to my default statement...PLBTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! |
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