You could write a parody of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
"Then one foggy Halloween, Beelzebub came to say,
" 'S spinossima
, with your legs so bright,'
" 'Won't you guide my damned tonight?' "
If your emperor scorpion stops eating, don't panic.
Be nice -- you were a noob once, too
"Never ask an engineer to explain something, because he will."