Jesus was my first Emper ever. He was like a best friend that just sat there and stared, if he could have yawned he would. He was a grumpy old man who liked nothing better than to just lay there and be a scorpion. I have loved them ever since, and I miss Jesus.
(Pic comming soon due to stupid Photobucket.)
Then there was Hitler. Hitler was a warrior princess of a scorpion, she did not get along with Jesus. It was like watching Jesus napping in a rocking chair and then Hitler came running in just beating him with a roller. I soon put her in her own room in my Emper retirement home and she calmed.
But soon, I got a MONSTER of an Emper. I named him Jenga. I can't express how HUGEMASSIVEGODZILLA this guy was. I figured he could take Hitler's abuse so I put him in with her, so satisfy the ol' girl.
To my surprise, she didn't even raise a claw to him, instead, she followed him around like a puppy dog!!
They both died soon after each other. Jenga on the left, Hitler on the left.