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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/1/2008, 11:52 pm

Ones that aren't native to NY. And that means all of them except for one if I'm not mistaken that you're allowed to release into the wild and not get your butt in jail......

......and your mug in the paper with the caption beneath it saying:

CAPTURED FOR RELEASING DEADLY SCORPIONS.....IF YOU SEE ONE DON'T APPROACH IT. I REPEAT DON'T APPROACH IT, IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THAT SEEING SCORPIONS OUTSIDE STATES THEY'RE NOT NATIVE TO IS A BAD THING.

You know I wouldn't be surprised if something like that was in the newspaper in some place. XD

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PostSubject: scorp   3/2/2008, 12:16 am

i have some b jacksoni to spare
i might could loose one or two near a mail box
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 12:58 am

g-thing wrote:
i have some b jacksoni to spare
i might could loose one or two near a mail box

And then change your name and leave the country. Razz

But if they're native to where you're from then you have nothing to fear from the evil government.

lol!

Byeeeeeee! ^_^

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 2:08 am

I think he meant lose near a mailbox, while having them in a box with your address on it. Wink

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 2:32 am

I remember the first time I lost something like that... It was about 20 bucks somewhere near the petstore. Oddly enough a tarantula showed up in a little plastic container in my car... I've lost way too much money like that. I had no other choice but keep it. I think it liked it so much it had to call some friends over to stay with me too. They also robbed me...
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 7:59 am

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I think he meant lose near a mailbox, while having them in a box with your address on it. Wink

Oh ok. I was scared for his well being you know. Laughing Who knows if I'll be lucky enough to come across something like that someday. A scorpion for free! That's every man's dream ( for those who like scorpions ).

*Crosses fingers that I'll get that lucky someday.*

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PostSubject: well being   3/2/2008, 10:13 am

well im not gonna put a return address on it
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 11:01 am

Good for you! * Applause* Genius!

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PostSubject: hmm   3/2/2008, 11:41 am

well ? do you want a un-marked package to show up
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/2/2008, 11:44 pm

No because that's suspicious.

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PostSubject: ideas   3/2/2008, 11:56 pm

do you have ideas then?
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 1:15 am

Ideas as to what?

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 1:18 am

get a scorp what else
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 1:32 am

*Hits forehead* Sorry I was thinking about the box. Any way no I don't have any ideas as to how else I would get a scorp 2 years earlier.

Dang it! I want one.

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 3:30 am

If it was me, I would show myself researching and full of information on how to house and what to feed and just seem like a total buff! then I would talk about the care for the animal, how it wouldnt get out, how it wouldnt be hold and this would be a good responsibility lesson for you.
Batter eyelashes, be all sweet and im SURE you will be able to have one before you move out!

A Pandinus Imperator is a good place to start! You could let Mummy know that they have a "low venom" and would rather pinch then sting
and im sure acting all mature and wise on the subject you would be able to own one
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 11:30 am

If her parents are anything like mine, it won't work . . . Sad

But then again, that was in the age of dialup and me not knowing about invertebrate forums.

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   3/3/2008, 3:54 pm

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If it was me, I would show myself researching and full of information on how to house and what to feed and just seem like a total buff! then I would talk about the care for the animal, how it wouldnt get out, how it wouldnt be hold and this would be a good responsibility lesson for you.
Batter eyelashes, be all sweet and im SURE you will be able to have one before you move out!

A Pandinus Imperator is a good place to start! You could let Mummy know that they have a "low venom" and would rather pinch then sting
and im sure acting all mature and wise on the subject you would be able to own one
xxxxxx

That's a good idea. I'll try it.

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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   4/12/2008, 4:22 pm

the funnist thing was when my sis found out. she went crazy.
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PostSubject: Re: funny things said   4/12/2008, 8:29 pm

LOL!

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