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Lester
Babycurus
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Location: Malaysia / Singapore / USA
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 |  Subject: 11 GOOD REASONS WHY A TARANTULA IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN  10/18/2009, 10:44 pm | |
| 11 GOOD REASONS WHY A TARANTULA IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 1. When u are bored of it,u can sell it away. 2. A tarantula does not ,yell or cry.
3. Their identities could be changed without any fight.
4. You can always pick up a tarantula when you visit to any pet store.
5. Tarantula does not go crazy once a month
6. Tarantula does not tease or play hard to get.
7. Tarantula is always easy to pick up.
8. Tarantula does not mind the football and cricket seasons.
9. Tarantula will not make a fuss about leaving the toilet seat up.
10. A tarantula never says 'no'.
11. A tarantula does not get jealous when you pick up another tarantula.
So lets all enjoy and have another TARANTULA
lol i got this from a friend of mine lol .......
Last edited by Mr. Mordax on 10/18/2009, 11:13 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : language (mild)) |
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Mr. Mordax
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| | Subject: Re: 11 GOOD REASONS WHY A TARANTULA IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10/18/2009, 11:33 pm | |
| | Lester wrote: | | 3. Their identities could be changed without any fight. |
No, but I sure get mad when someone changes a genus name. 
| Quote: | | 5. Tarantula does not go crazy once a month |
No, but most go crazy when you feed them (and some when you water them)
| Quote: | 6. Tarantula does not tease or play hard to get.
7. Tarantula is always easy to pick up. |
You've obviously never dealt with old-world genera. 
| Quote: | | 10. A tarantula never says 'no'. |
Really? Then what does this translate to? 
On the flipside, just because I can:
1) When a woman bites you, it's not usually venomous
2) A woman's hair isn't covered in microscopic irritating barbs
3) A woman will never change her clothes and suddenly turn out to be a guy
4) A woman will never squirt poop at you when she's upset
5) Most women don't consider live bugs to be the height of cuisine
6) People never run in fear if you have your arm around a woman
7) Guys in North America can meet local women without having to go to the southwest
8] Getting kissed by a woman shouldn't require a bandage or disinfectant
9) You'll never wake up to discover that your pet cat ate your girlfriend
10) And most importantly, a woman won't stab you to death and devour you if you're bad at mating.
(Keep in mind, there may be exceptions to some of these  )
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Parabuthus
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PaperTiger
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| | Subject: Re: 11 GOOD REASONS WHY A TARANTULA IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10/19/2009, 6:34 am | |
| 8] Getting kissed by a woman shouldn't require a bandage or disinfectant Unless she pierced several key locations that could warrant this in more than one area.... |
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thumpersalley
Hadogenes
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| | Subject: Re: 11 GOOD REASONS WHY A TARANTULA IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10/19/2009, 9:40 am | |
| You guys need a hobby!  Seriously too funny. I was laughing so hard my husband came in to see what was going on, started reading & turned around & left.
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